if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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