everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
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HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
At a party. It smells like teen pregnancy and sadness in here.
Where did you go?
I'm not really sure. They have flavored vodka. I like it and I'm never leaving. Ever.
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
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Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
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