glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
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Theres a dude at this concert at the urinal double fisting beers, taking drinks from both while simultaneously pissing euerywhere. He is my hero
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
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Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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