Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
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A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
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She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
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