She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
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she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
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You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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