See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
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Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Like I had to call my dad because I couldn't manage to unlock the door. And when he got there to open it I was climbing the gate to get in.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
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Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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