now i know why i became what i already was.
I though she ruined it by crying, then I realized it wasn’t a tear, it was my great aim. It turned out to be beautiful.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
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They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
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