guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
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bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I'll see ya tonight at your house...and I'm bringing you a special treat that starts with a V and ends with us eventually going to rehab one day.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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