quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
You're not stopping till I see you on the ground trying to hold on to shit
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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