my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
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you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
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We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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