Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
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I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
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