oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
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Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
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How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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