I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
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the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
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