Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
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...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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