Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Just bought plan b at 8am. Then the cashier asked if I wanted to donate to the children's miracle network. Fml
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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