It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
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Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
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the wedding party just walked in to the song eye of the tiger. i'm getting drunk.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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