all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
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It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
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I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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