Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i dont care. it has been a 14 hour day, and we are all celebrating by alternating shots and grilled cheese.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
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Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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