i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
This gyro tastes like lonliness
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I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
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I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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