with your own penis?
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
sick fucks of a feather flock together
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
Randomize