Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
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just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
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you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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