he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
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You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
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The best part about this city is obvious. Someone saw me crouching by a bar pissing in my leftover Panera bread bowl and they just winked.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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