I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
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Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
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The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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