U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
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Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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