Where are you?
In a non slutty way
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
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The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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