we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
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You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
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