I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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