then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
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Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
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This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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