Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I want to have your abortion
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
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My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
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I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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