This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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