She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
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I am wearing two different shoes and just swallowed my gum. Wake the fuck up and bang the bartender already.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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My penis needs a shock collar
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
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