sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
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I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
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I asked my boyfriend if he wanted a bong for his birthday but he instead asked for corndogs
the cheaper the better
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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