On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
As I am reading this. I'm standing in my underwear eating taquitos. I'm saying this in the most loving way possible: FUCK OFF.
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In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
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Come share oat with me in your robe
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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