I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
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You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
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Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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