I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
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I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
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I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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