Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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