direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
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Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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