OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
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Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
I rewarded myself with Taco Bell tonight for going a full week without punching my roommates in the face or wishing bodily harm on them.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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