I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
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Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
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i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize