Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
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I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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