You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
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I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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