wake up i wanna do it froggy style
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
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I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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