it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
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just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
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nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
yeah well, its not like my astrogynecology class is teaching me what i need to know
im almost 90% sure there is no such thing as astrogynecology.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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