At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
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you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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