How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Someone came in the potted fern
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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