That's intense
k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
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We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
he kept telling me how much his girlfriend would love me while we were making. why does tequila always do this to me?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
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So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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