Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
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hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
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We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I'm determined to sit on that face.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
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