i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
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Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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