Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
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And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
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Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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