The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
wat bout pragnant strippers??
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
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Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
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I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Tried to ride the mechanical bull pants less, got punched for making out with some lesbians wife, and you tipped the bartender with a can of skoal.
I regret nothing
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
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